Update 2015: I am still alive. I am fully recovered from the gas destruction episode.

Grandma Stormtrooper

Once again this is partially about my brother. My brother is obsessed about "Star Wars." His whole room is filled with decorations of Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker,etc. Of course he has a stormtrooper mask. So my grandma came over for Christmas. When we were playing a game she started to chase my brother with the mask on. It was hilarious! Let's just say it was quite the scene!  

The Youngsters

I have a younger brother, everyone thinks he's so funny. To people he is like the next big thing, but I taught him many of his "funny" jokes. (I didn't teach him the example below.)When he says "Yepadoe" instead of yes everybody cracks up, but when I say it everybody says "Stop that, it's annoying!" Is it because he is so young or does he have cast some magic spell over anybody who hears him talk. Now all I hear is yepadoe, yepadoe, yepadoe and uncontrollable laughter   

The Shoes of Death

One day my dad came home from work saying he could take  my brother and I to a Diwali Celebration (Duh-wall-ee;Diwali is a culture.) I am not Diwali but my dad said it would be nice to go because people from his work were going to be there. I had to dress nicely for this celebration, but the only dress shoes I had were evil! I think they had retractible spikes because I'm pretty sure something sharp and unpleasant was digging into my skin! When I showed my parents, the spikes had been retracted back into the heel of the shoe!I think they even hissed at me! I took a shower and my feet were squeaky clean, I really don't know why those shoes hated me so much!  Now I never wear those messed up shoes again! ( I bet they bit me,too.)

Gas of Destruction!

I thought it was just a regular day of school work all day, but I was wrong. My class started the day off with math as usual. We were going to play a math card game called "Go Math" pretty much "Go Fish" with numbers. It all started when my teacher assigned partners. I was with this kid. It went on like " Got any two's ?" " Go math." " Got any seven's?" " Go Math." We played for five minutes, until a loud sound filled the room with a toxic smell. I think everybody passed out but I plugged my nose just in time. My eyes were burning and I needed to breathe, I let go of my nose for just a second then all of a sudden I began to see the light. But was there supposed to be some creepy laughing in heaven because that's what I was hearing. I opened my eyes and my partner was laughing! it was him who let out the gas of destruction!I was surprised that the school didn't fumigate the room. If I could help it I was never partners with that kid again!